ATHF Featured Players Villains/Monsters Other Characters Off Screen Characters

Assisted Living Dracula

The star of a movie Shake watches. The main influence on Shake thinking that Mothmonsterman was Dracula.

Played by: Don Kennedy. Appeared in: Bus of the Undead

Vegetable Man

The star of another movie Shake watches... this time along with the Mooninites.

Played by: Don Kennedy Appeared in: Mayhem of the Mooninites

Dewey and Vanessa

Meatwad's "dolls." Dewey (the cardboard tube) works on the supertrain and is also an astronaut. His wife, Vanessa (an apple) is also an astronaut. They hang out with Boxy Brown.

Jiggle Billy

He's a happy jigglin' doll (with nightvision goggles... for night jigglin')... at least until Happy Time Harry convinces him that he's useless.

Voiced by: Dave Willis Appeared in: Dumber Dolls and The Last One

Svetlana

Svetlana is a mail-order bride from Czechnia. Shake and Carl split the marriage duties in order to have her to cook and do "other things" with each of them respectively.

Voiced by: Rita McGrath Appeared in: Mail-Order Bride

DJ George/Standards and Practices Man

DJ George is the DJ for Shake/Carl and Svetlana's wedding. S&P Man hosts the video on Standards and Practices.

Voiced by: George Lowe Appeared in: Mail-Order Bride and Gee Whiz

Glenn Danzig

He buys Carl's house and moves into it after the Cybernetic Ghost curses it with blood.

Voiced by: Glenn Danzig
Appeared in: Cybernetic Ghost

Boxy Brown

Boxy first appears on the scene as the person Meatwad takes to the Super Bowl. He later became another one of Meatwad's "dolls."

Voiced by: Dave Willis

Ned Hastings

While in reality he is producer and editor of ATHF, his cartoon form was created by Wayne "The Brain" in order to host the bar trivia game.

Voiced by: Ned Hastings
Appeared in: Super Trivia

"This is your left" Puppet

He's a puppet who appears on television. He sings the "This is your left" song.

Voiced by: Dave Willis
Appeared in: Universal Remonster and The Cloning

Homeless Guy

He's a tree wizard from Alabama who thinks he's Gee Whiz. Makes sense, no?

Voiced by: Michael D. Hanks
Appeared in: Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary and Gee Whiz

Zakk Wylde

Zakk, Shake, and Geddy Lee write the Spirit Journey song one night while drunk. Not getting any money for it, he looks to collect... on Shake's head.

Voiced by: Zakk Wylde
Appeared in: Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary

Jay

The producer/editor of the show... only in cartoon form. Frylock moves into an apartment complex where he lives and Frylock invites him (and his wife) to come to his housewarming party. He declines.

Voiced by: Jay Edwards
Appeared in: The THE

Muffin Man

Some random character created by the deformed TV that was cloned one too many times.
Voiced by: Nick Ingkatanuwat
Appeared in: The Cloning

Video Ouija Voice

A video game voice which helps Meatwad to contact dead people... like his sister's baby.
Voiced by: Dave Willis and Matt Maiellaro
Appeared in: Video Ouija

Insult Master Voice

Another video game voice.
Voiced by: Dave Willis
Appeared in: Video Ouija

BillyWitchDoctor.com

After Shake kills himself, Frylock hires Billy to bring Shake back to life... unfortunately Billy only works on chickens. He is convieniently located.... in Africa.
Voiced by: Dave Willis
Appeared in: Video Ouija

Ted Nugent/Gee Whiz

He's "Frickin' Ted Nugent." The Nuge tells the Teens that he's been up on a billboard hunting. He also shoots Carl with a flaming arrow by accident.
Voiced by: Ted Nugent
Appeared in: Gee Whiz

eDork Intelligence Helmet

Frylock orders the helmet in order to stop Carl's eHelmet from humping Shake's. Unfortunately it has the intelligence of a four year old and ends up killing both Carl and Shake.
Voiced by: Matt Maeillaro
Appeared in: eDork

Vampire

He shows up at the Tragic Castles Retirement Home and bites Little Brittle, in effect making him a vampire.
Voiced by: Dave Willis
Appeared in: Little Brittle

Moon Master Voice

Yet another video game voice... it spouts off very interesting, yet seemingly familiar phrases like "Head shot!", "Rampage!", and "Killing spree!"
Voiced by: Dave Willis
Appeared in: Moon Master

Dusty Gozongas

A stripper who freelances at Wild Wild Chest, she also works for the power company... until she's abducted by the Wrench Aliens.
Voiced by: Scott Thompson
Appeared in: Dusty Gozongas

Andre the City Worker

Shake calls for Dusty to come and fix the power. Instead, another city worker (known as Andre, according to the name on his shirt.) shows up while Shake is trying to be "revealing."
Voiced by:
Appeared in: Dusty Gozongas

Easter Bunny/Darryl

Shake tells Meatwad to call a "plague of snakes" with the T-Shirt of the Dead. Meatwad instead calls forth the Easter Bunny and his twin brother, Darryl.
Voiced by: Nick Ingkatanuwat
Appeared in: T-Shirt of the Living Dead

Santa Claus

He's Santa Claus... and Meatwad uses the T-Shirt of the Dead to bring him to Jersey.
Voiced by: Dave Willis
Appeared in: T-Shirt of the Living Dead

Poncho

He is the prince of the Mexican Jumping Beans who wage war against the Hypno-Germs He is in love with Donna the Hypno-Germ.
Voiced by: Fred Armisen
Appeared in: Hypno-Germ

Donna

Daughter of the Germ Master. She is in love with Poncho and is trapped inside the epiglottis tower.
Voiced by: Janeane Garofalo
Appeared in: Hypno-Germ

Bean Wizard

The Bean Wizard brings Poncho back to life as a zombie. He also sings.
Voiced by: Bob Odenkirk
Appeared in: Hypno-Germ

Chinese Food Deliveryman

He's a Chinese Food Deliveryman... holding a guitar. He delivers to Carl and gets a rather small tip.
Voiced by: Matt Maiellaro
Appeared in: Carl

Rudy

A robot created by Frylock. He protects the Aqua Teens by killing anyone who "robs" them.
Voiced by: Matt Maiellaro
Appeared in: Carl

Amber

One of the girls the Aqua Teens try to get with down in Cancun. Shake chides her for stuffing wings down her throat.
Voiced by: Kim Manning
Appeared in: Carl

Stacy

Another girl met in Cancun. Frylock almost gets her phone number... until Rudy appears and shoots her to death for "robbing" Frylock.
Voiced by: Lisa Willis
Appeared in: Carl

Bruno Sardine

Actor in a porno that Shake watches. Bruno is able to make women magicially go topless when he is harmed in minor ways (I.e.: Stung by a bee)
Voiced by: George Lowe
Appeared in: Dirtfoot

Mysteries Announcer/News Anchor

Announcer for "Mysteries of the Jersey Shore." Also an anchor on the local news.
Voiced by: Dave Willis
Appeared in: Dirtfoot and Dickesode

Old Woman

An old woman who appears at the Teens house. Her top also magically comes off.
Voiced by:
Appeared in: Dirtfoot

Guitar Man

A man with a guitar on an instructional video that Shake tries to learn from.
Voiced by:
Matt Maiellaro
Appeared in:
Party All The Time

Andrew W.K.

Popular musician hired by Shake to cheer up Frylock during his "Get Well Party."
Voiced by: Andrew W.K.
Appeared in:
Party All The Time

Dr. Eugene Mirman

The comedian.... only as a doctor. He treats Frylock's cancer.
Voiced by:Eugene Mirman
Appeared in:
Party All The Time

Tera Patrick

The porno star. :P~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Voiced by:Tera Patrick
Appeared in:
Grim Reaper Gutters

Bart Oates

Nose tackle for the legendary 1991 Super Bowl Champion New York Giants. He appears to Carl to teach him..... things.
Voiced by:Bart Oates
Appeared in:
Bart Oates

Chicago Bandmembers

They are both bandmembers from the group Chicago. Bart Oates forces Carl to apologize to them for selling "Chicano" jerseys without their permission. One of them is more than happy to recieve "$43 in change" from Carl.
Voiced by:Jay Edwards
and William Snyder, FAIA
Appeared in:
Bart Oates

George Lowe

The voice actor.... as himself (about damn time.) The aliens send him down the antenna to intercept Frylock. He sells autographs for $20.
Voiced by:George Lowe
Appeared in:
Antenna

Married Couple

They try to rent the Aqua Teen house... until they are vaporized by robots.
Voiced by:Vishal and Diviya Roney
Appeared in:
Robots Everywhere

Chrysanthemum and BJ Queen

They are Sirens.... who sing (obviously). They too rent the Aqua Teen's home. This excites Carl.
Voiced by:Neko Case and Kelly Hogan
Appeared in:
Sirens

John Kruk

Former Outfielder for the Philadelphia Phillies. He is also a siren.
Voiced by:John Kruk
Appeared in:
Sirens