Sounds
carlcentral.mp3
File size: 116KB
Meatwad: Why don't you ask that TV if he minds showin' me some Futurama. I like me some Futurama.
Master Shake: Well, now we're too damned cheap to receive it. So go the hell over to Carl Central and watch it to your heart's content.
crazysex.mp3
File size: 136KB
Tammy: We used to go out and we would pick a runaway up or a stranger or even a hobo and just have crazy debauched sex all night long. Just makes me sick to think about it.
crystalmethcup.mp3
File size: 136KB
Frylock: Remember my roommate the cup you met earlier? He's filled with crystal meth.
Mortimer: Oh cool, thanks. *slams door* Everybody, split up, we have to find the cup. The cup has the drugs!
Tammy & Bert: The cup?
Mortimer: There's crystal meth in the cup!
dismantlepipes.mp3
File size: 98.3KB
Tammy: Bert, I know what you're thinking and...
Bert: What? I'm not going to dismantle the pipes and drink from the U-trap. I mean, that's what an animal does.
drifters.mp3
File size: 145KB
Bert: No crack for me. No beating my fiance. No strangling drifters for sex. NO! No more. 'cause Jesus... lives in my heart.
hardhitting.mp3
File size: 329KB
Tammy: So, you know, Bert would blame me and my fat ass and then he would hit me as hard as he could and... you used to give me such a wallop, right Bert? Remember that, Bert? Remember how hard you would hit me?
Bert: As hard as I could. As long as I could. Frankly, all the hitting drained me. I had to go to the hospital and have my hands replaced. I was too high... too out of my mind to know I had ruined my hands hitting her.
knifefight.mp3
File size: 36.3KB
Master Shake: Someone wants a knife fight. Someone I'm lookin' at.
laterfruits.mp3
File size: 18.0KB
Carl: I'll see you fruits later!
leaving.mp3
File size: 70.0KB
Frylock: And this is my roommate...
Master Shake: No no!
Frylock: Shake!
Master Shake: I'm leaving, that's my name. But it's very nice to meet ya.
noaction.mp3
File size: 37.6KB
Carl: Where's the action? There's no, uh... I don't see no strippers here.
norum.mp3
File size: 82.8KB
Frylock: Can I get you guys something? How about a mojito?
Bert: No! No, no... no rum for me. Just Jesus, thank you.
orangewhore.mp3
File size: 48.8KB
Bert: Out of my way, you orange WHORE!
smoothtalk.mp3
File size: 189KB
Frylock: They're not strippers! Two of them are men!
Master Shake: Well, that means one of 'em isn't!
Carl: And she is who I will be working over with smooth talk. And you laugh whenever I point to you. That makes it like I'm funny and girls like funny guys and then... I give her some d***.
tangerinebitch.mp3
File size: 64.6KB
Tammy: I am sorry, Bert.
Bert: Yes, you are. A sorry sack of tangerine bitch!
updatemyface.mp3
File size: 60.7KB
Master Shake: I'm about to update your MyFACE page with my ass unless you get in there and read us a story!
whipitout.mp3
File size: 229KB
Meatwad: What are you doin', Frylock?
Frylock: I told you once already.
Master Shake: Look, I'm about to whip it out and I'm gonna urinate all over this room and you will wish that I did not ingest all that asparagus.
Frylock: Alright, go ahead. Whip it out.
Master Shake: He wants to come out and punish you.
Meatwad: Go on, show him.
Master Shake: Oh, I will... in private. Because there's not enough room in here.
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