Sounds
4040.mp3
File size: 45.0KB
Markula: Lordy lordy, look who's turning 4040!
bigspider.mp3
File size: 114KB
Carl: What's that... like a big spider?
Frylock: Spider piñata.
Meatwad: Spider piñata? Filled with candy?
Frylock: No, filled with spiders.
Meatwad: Oh, well shoot... that's different.
business.mp3
File size: 74.8KB
Carl: He's screamin' his head off over there! I'm 'bout to get my balls up and, uh, go over there and make it my business.
couplesskate.mp3
File size: 81.4KB
Birthday Emcee: ...and we're gonna bring it down a little for "Couples Skate".
Paul: Oh boy! Couples Skate!
crawlspacegift.mp3
File size: 69.6KB
Carl: Well, I hope ya like it. I spent a lot of time pickin' it out... of my, uh, crawlspace.
endtheme.mp3
File size: 257KB
everythingisfine.mp3
File size: 91.7KB
Markula: No, I don't see what. Everything is fine Carl. Just relax, they're only kids.
fixgasleak.mp3
File size: 162KB
Markula: Fryman, this could all go away... if you would just simply pay me for October... and YOU fix the gas leak!
Master Shake: I'm not fixin' that gas leak for me or anybody else, you son of a bitch!
fixmoney.mp3
File size: 44.4KB
Markula: Oh, he's... probably just getting some money for a fix.
fungames.mp3
File size: 124KB
Frylock: Aww, c'mon man it'll be fun. He'll have games. Pin the tail on the shake, bobbin' for meatballs.
Carl: Well, I could see how that could be fun.
Frylock: But he's using us as the games, Carl!
greatdanger.mp3
File size: 28.6KB
Frylock: Carl, we're in great danger. Check us out on the webcam.
hauledass.mp3
File size: 101KB
Carl: Just so you know, he's rippin' all the copper outta your house.
Paul: That bitch!
Carl: ...and he just hauled ass down the street.
Paul: She got the mini-van and the damn convertible!
icecreamcake.mp3
File size: 51.8KB
Carl: Rollerskating...
Markula: ...and ice cream cake. WooooOooOooOo!
illegal.mp3
File size: 56.4KB
Markula: I told you, no phones. This is totally illegal what I'm doing to you!
issue.mp3
File size: 27.0KB
Carl: Look... this is officially an issue.
kids.mp3
File size: 47.5KB
Meatwad: Boy, I hate to hear that. It's always so hard on the kids.
limbotime.mp3
File size: 78.9KB
Birthday Emcee: ...and now it's limbo time!
Frylock: *sighs* Thank god.
Meatwad: I know. It's limbo time!
liquiditaly.mp3
File size: 140KB
Frylock: Now listen to me... there's a bottle on the bookshelf.
Carl: *spitting and crying out in disgust*
Frylock: Yeah, don't drink from it, man.
Carl: I won't... and I didn't! Friggin' tastes like liquid Italy.
markuladissolves.mp3
File size: 66.8KB
Markula: My body, my precious body... NOOOOO!
missyoucarl.mp3
File size: 48.3KB
Meatwad: We miss you Carl and we hope that Paul figures out his life.
monster.mp3
File size: 45.7KB
Carl: They're just ki- NO! There's one of 'em... and he's a friggin' MONSTER!
moviedeal.mp3
File size: 41.7KB
Master Shake: When the movie deal comes through, though, I'm outtie.
mymom.mp3
File size: 82.5KB
Markula: ...and who was that?
Frylock: It was my mom.
Meatwad: That was Carl.
Frylock: It was my mom!
Meatwad: It was Carl!
Master Shake: Shut up! It was MY mom!
nophones.mp3
File size: 59.5KB
Markula: I told you no phones! You're just making me look stupid!
partygames.mp3
File size: 150KB
Markula: It won't matter tomorrow when we play pin the tail on the shake and we bob for meatballs and then we play ignore the fryman.
Meatwad: I'm playin' it right now!
prostitute.mp3
File size: 231KB
Frylock: Okay, you're in my room, right?
Carl: Mmmhmm, yeah.
Frylock: Okay, under my bed you'll find a dead prostitute... just ignore her.
Carl: Mmmhmm, okay.
Frylock: Carl, I'm just kiddin'. You know there's no dead prostitute down there! What kind of a person do you think I am? A lot of times you pretend like you're payin' attention on the phone but, y'know, you're actually not.
reallyold.mp3
File size: 163KB
Birthday Emcee: Hey, alright, let's give it up for the birthday boy - Markula! How old are ya?
Markula: I... am the one turning 4040!
Birthday Emcee: 4,040? That is old!
regifted.mp3
File size: 236KB
Markula: Well, it certainly looks new.
Carl: Oh yeah, no. Of course it is. I bought it that way. That's how they sell it... in stores.
Markula: Funny, I could've sworn that I gave you this... LAST YEAR!
Carl: That's right... and now, we both have one!
Markula: There's only ONE!
rsvp.mp3
File size: 27.0KB
Markula: What? You don't R.S.V.P?
slumber.mp3
File size: 130KB
Markula: Why have you disturbed my slumber at this hour?
Carl: Do hear that? Listen.
Markula: Yes... and it is beautiful.
stuffhappen.mp3
File size: 109KB
Carl: Look here! I'm gettin', ah, I'm uh, have a city ordinance... neighborhood watch. I'm gonna make some stuff happen!
torturechair.mp3
File size: 179KB
Markula: What is it?
Carl: It's like, uh, I dunno... it's got all these tubes.
Meatwad: We'll help you out, Carl. It's a vacuum, see? This here, this hook up to your anus and pull out all your vital fluids into this feedbag thing here. That's what that does.
toughdivorce.mp3
File size: 81.7KB
Master Shake: Listen, divorce is tough on everyone. Hang in there, kid.
Meatwad: ...and good luck, Carl. Good luck, man.
unstoppable.mp3
File size: 52.4KB
Markula: You can't stop him. He will shred you like a sheet.
upgrade.mp3
File size: 60.6KB
Master Shake: Well, I'm startin' to like this cave now, actually.
Meatwad: Yeah... this is an upgrade.
whitehorse.mp3
File size: 83.0KB
Markula: Oh, Paul. Good morning... and how was your fix? Did you ride the white horse?
womanlydemands.mp3
File size: 39.6KB
Master Shake: Must've been her... and her constant womanly demands!
yousuck.mp3
File size: 23.8KB
Birthday Emcee: You suck at this!
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