Sounds
acid.mp3
File size: 378KB
Master Shake: Once upon a time, there was a beautiful little girl...
Meatwad: What happened to her?
Master Shake: Her mom threw acid on her face because she was jealous of her beauty! "Skulldilocks! Skulldilocks!" that's what the school children cried, and she was so upset she threw acid on the school kids faces.
Meatwad: Oh my goodness.
Master Shake: 'cause somebody from the Bible told her to do it.
boardinghouse.mp3
File size: 242KB
Meatwad: Man, them dummies sure do... get along.
Master Shake: Yeah, I thought they'd hit it off. They got a lot of similar interests. Slotted jaws...
Meatwad: They both made of wood.
Master Shake: Can't move their fingers.
Frylock: Look here, I ain't runnin' no damn dummy boarding house! This is gonna stop and it's gonna stop today!
confess.mp3
File size: 89.3KB
Master Shake: Help me find them... or confess to stealing them. Immediately.
damnbed.mp3
File size: 100KB
"Kill" dummy: KILL!
"Die" dummy: DIE!
"Kill" dummy: KILL!
"Die" dummy: DIE!
"Kill" dummy: KILL!
"Die" dummy: DIE!
Frylock: Alright, fine! You can have the damn bed! Dammit!
exactly.mp3
File size: 237KB
Master Shake: And the gorilla says "You mean the one that f***** ya up the ass?" and the lion says...
"Die" dummy: Why? Did it already make the papers?
Master Shake: That's exactly what he said, you son of a bitch! Thank you! We got a million of 'em.
fingertrophies.mp3
File size: 280KB
Master Shake: Oh, you have another gift for me?
Meatwad: They look like... human fingers.
"Kill" dummy: KILL!
Master Shake: Well I'm gonna stand 'em up around you dummy.
Meatwad: Neat.
Master Shake: Just like they're little trophies to you.
freedummy.mp3
File size: 372KB
Frylock: Yo, Carl! Check it out, free dummy!
Carl: You seen my fingers?
Frylock: Uh-uh. We got a free dummy for you!
Carl: Yeah, no thanks. I already got one.
"Die" dummy: DIE! DIE! DIE!
Carl: Who is givin' out free dummies in this neighborhood!?!? If it's that Mormon kid... I swear to god.
hehungup.mp3
File size: 335KB
Frylock: Your sons want to talk to you.
"Kill" and "Die" humans: (alternating) KILL! DIE! KILL! DIE! KILL KILL KILL! DIE!
*disconnect tone*
"Kill" human: He hung up.
"Die" human: Yeah... he hung up.
keephim.mp3
File size: 195KB
"Kill" dummy: KILL! KILL! KILL!
Meatwad: He's cute. Can we keep him?
Master Shake: Please can we keep him, please?
killerantiques.mp3
File size: 444KB
"Kill" dummy: KILL KILL KILL!
Frylock: You know you can get killed up there.
Master Shake: WHAT?!?!
Frylock: What'd I say?
Master Shake: Uh... you said I could get killed up there.
Frylock: Oh, sorry. I meant to say you can get good antiques up there.
Master Shake: Why do you think I'm goin'?
Frylock: It's this damn dummy.
Meatwad: Oh yeah. He keep me up all night with his "Kill kill kill, I like to kill". I say "How about you try to get a little rest, dummy?" and he just go "Kill kill, Meatwad, kill kill".
"Kill" dummy: KILL! KILL! KILL!
lockwindows.mp3
File size: 86.9KB
Meatwad: I'm gonna go lock all these windows, 'cept this one. This one I'm gonna unlock for some reason.
mickeyrooney.mp3
File size: 167KB
"Kill" dummy: KILL KILL KILL!
Frylock: Somebody pass the syrup.
Master Shake: You know, Mickey Rooney looks fantastic for his age.
"Kill" dummy: KILL KILL! KILL! KILL!
oldcabin.mp3
File size: 204KB
Meatwad: What's everybody doin' today?
Master Shake: I dunno. I was kinda thinkin' about stealing Carl's car and taking a drive up to the old cabin.
Frylock: Oh, up on uh... Monster Mountain?
Master Shake: No no, the OLD cabin. On Mount Terror. That's one mountain over.
popsup.mp3
File size: 87.3KB
Master Shake: Listen, the thing is - as soon as you turn your head, he pops up behind ya. It's like a thing with him.
runtodinner.mp3
File size: 162KB
Frylock: Well, I gotta run to dinner. You guys have fun. I'll be gone just long enough for something to happen... but if anything does, don't use the phone 'cause I just cut the line. Later haters!
skulldilocks.mp3
File size: 139KB
Master Shake: Skulldilocks and the Seven Scorpions. Written and illustrated by Robb Zhombee!
spoileralert.mp3
File size: 17.1KB
Master Shake: SPOILER ALERT!
star.mp3
File size: 18.3KB
Master Shake: You know I'm the star, right?
talktosuckas.mp3
File size: 386KB
Master Shake: I want you to go up to Meatwad, tell him that he needs to wish on the same star.
Frylock: He wants you to wish upon a star.
Master Shake: To wish me the f*** outta jail!
Frylock: To get him out of jail.
Meatwad: Well you tell him that I don't talk to suckas! I don't talk to suckas, boy!
Frylock: He says he doesn't talk to suckers.
Meatwad: Burn!
Master Shake: Well you tell him that I'm gonna wish on Satan's grave that he gets split in half!
welldone.mp3
File size: 99.1KB
Frylock: I think he's done... well done.
"Kill" dummy: KILL! KILL!
Master Shake: Aww, COME ON!
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