Sounds
caratrest.mp3
File size: 192KB
Frylock: Shake, what the hell are all these people doing dressed like animals on the lawn?!?!
Master Shake: I dunno. They paid me to park, not friggin' loiter.
Frylock: Park?
Master Shake: Yes, park. It's english - it means to put your car at rest at a public or private area.
delicateprocedure.mp3
File size: 290KB
Frylock: Carl... Carl, stand still. Carl, please stop prancin' around! Carl, stand still!
Meatwad: UH!
Furries: OH YEAH!
Frylock: Don't dance on that... get away from that... MEATWAD!
Meatwad: Stand outta his way.
Furries: OH YEAH!
Frylock: This is a delicate procedure here, I'm tryin' to x-ray Carl. Will you please stop with the "uh" and the "oh yeah"?!?!
Meatwad: UH! It's a delicate procedure.
Furries: OH YEAH!
Frylock: Look, I need it quiet in here - JUST TAKE 'EM DOWN THE HALL!
Meatwad: Alright, alright, alright. Let's go down the hall... uh.
Furries: OH YEAH!
furrypeople.mp3
File size: 289KB
Meatwad: Everybody in the house say "UH"!
Furries: UH!
Meatwad: UH UH!
Furries: OH YEAH!
Meatwad: UH UH... UH UH!
Furries: UH UH... UH UH... OH YEAH!
Frylock: Meatwad, I don't think you need to be hangin' out with these... furry people. You need to go inside.
Meatwad: But if I go inside now I can't be goin' "uh" and everybody go "oh yeah".
Furries: OH YEAH!
Meatwad: That one didn't count, y'all... now I'm doin' it - UH!
Furries: UH!
healingstick.mp3
File size: 119KB
Master Shake: I can cure him... with my healing stick!
Carl: NO!
Frylock: Put that away!
Master Shake: You know I'm a gangsta, G. You just won't admit it, 'cause Styrone won't let you into the club.
helpme.mp3
File size: 282KB
Carl: Help... me...
Meatwad: That's right, help him out y'all. Put your hands together and let him know you love the music. When I say "uh" y'all go "oh yeah". Ready? We do a practice run, ready? UH... UH... UH... you're not doin' it. C'mon, do it. UH! Where you goin'? UH! You goin' inside, don't close the door. UH!
inappropriate.mp3
File size: 179KB
Meatwad: Yeah, don't be huggin' that unicorn. He gets, like, inappropriate and that wet spot keeps growin' on him, man. You a newbie, I'd start out with the frog or the bumblebee or the tadpole... y'know, work your way up to the unicorn.
kickinitreal.mp3
File size: 203KB
Master Shake: Yes, uhh, leaving a message for Styrone. Uhh, the gun you sold me? No bullets in it. Is this your idea of kickin' it real? Huh? 'Cause it's not very real to me! You better text me dawg and explain this!
knowntorook.mp3
File size: 109KB
Meatwad: He said he gon' gimme some hot dog.
Master Shake: Which you will split with me after I determine which half is bigger, for you have been known to rook me!
meatsound.mp3
File size: 187KB
Master Shake: Only processed meat makes that sound!
Meatwad: Meat make this sound too.
Frylock: Oh no, Meatwad! No you didn't!
Meatwad: That was a little one... hang on.
Master Shake: **sus! Lookit that! The stoop melted!
nopoint.mp3
File size: 224KB
Frylock: What is that?
Master Shake: Some girl... beggin' for my body.
Frylock: That's not a woman. How can you even tell it's a woman? It sounds like a... flute, or somethin'.
Master Shake: Well, I only date women.
Frylock: Yeah, right. But what's your point?
Master Shake: I never had one... and that drives you crazy, doesn't it?
recorderwizard.mp3
File size: 348KB
Recorder Wizard: Whoa, that was smokin'! That was on fire! It really burned down the town, man! Hey! You too, you can learn the secrets of recorder, man, and every vagina on earth will be yours!
Carl: That's right.
Recorder Wizard: Included in your kit is a recorder, instructional DVD, banana-nut massage oil and you get five pages of sheet music. Play all your favorite soft rock hits. Get you some... tonight!
Carl: Aww yeah... TONIGHT!
recorderwizardsteps.mp3
File size: 471KB
Recorder Wizard: Alright, you bought the kit... cool. Now, first things first - rip those pants off like an ape. Alright, you conquered step one. Step two - put the recorder to your lips, man, put 'em in there like this. That's where the brains are, man. You gotta think to play recorder.
Carl: Wait a minute...
Recorder Wizard: Relax guy, those are just wires. Let 'em do their thing, man. They're not hasslin' you right? This is America - home of the eagle! Okay, step four - you should not have bought this recorder. The recorder is not for everyone. You might have a pre-existing condition, or it's like you're allergic to recorders. I'm serious man, you are stupid.
stayquiet.mp3
File size: 63.2KB
Master Shake: If I can open it and play with what ever is in it, please stay quiet... THANK YOU!
theotherend.mp3
File size: 165KB
Meatwad: What'd you get, Carl? You get you a hot dog?
Carl: Yeah, I ordered a hot dog... through the mail.
Meatwad: Well hot dang diggity! You gonna give me some?
Carl: Oh yeah, I'll give you the whole thing. When it comes out the other end.
thousandsuns.mp3
File size: 55.3KB
Master Shake: I HAVE THE POWER OF A THOUSAND SUNS!
throughthishump.mp3
File size: 85.8KB
Frylock: Look, I'm dealing with a lot of bulls**t right now at work, okay? And I kinda need it to get me through this hump!
unleashed.mp3
File size: 285KB
Hoppy Bunny: What the hell do you want... nt?
Frylock: What have you done to Carl?
Hoppy Bunny: We've unleashed him! You know you want a piece!
Frylock: A piece? A piece of what?!?!
Hoppy Bunny: A piece of the animal! The wires go all the way into his body. It controls him! He'll die without it!
Frylock: Get that thing outta him!
Hoppy Bunny: NOOOOOO!
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