Sounds
badicecream.mp3
File size: 77.3KB
Master Shake: The ice cream... is bad. It displeases me greatly.
breakfastnook.mp3
File size: 98.3KB
Master Shake: BOOOOOM!
Carl: NO!
Master Shake: You take it!
Carl: The breakfast nook!
Master Shake: Yeah.
Carl: Ahhh! It was a whole Tuscan theme!
Meatwad: Yeah boy, you did it! WOO!
confirmation.mp3
File size: 258KB
Meatwad: I got the order in. Overnight delivery.
Frylock: You did?!?!
Master Shake: What order?
Meatwad: I got confirmation right here.
Master Shake: Excuse me, order?
Frylock: Aww, yeah! My man! Good job, Meatwad.
Master Shake: What order?
Meatwad: It's that special ice cream I wanted. From Central America. Every day is my birthday now, man!
drunkagain.mp3
File size: 143KB
Master Shake: The flames are tickling your buttocks!
Frylock: What, what, what... where's the door?!?!
Master Shake: Look at him! Drunk again, Frylock.
Meatwad: Everyone here got eye lasers except for me. What'd I do wrong to god?
fertilizerballs.mp3
File size: 248KB
Master Shake: We have talked about this before. I like it at 7, this clearly says 6.8.
Carl: What's gotten into you, cup? You put fertilizer on your balls last night?
Master Shake: Yes, but that is none of your concern AND to clarify, you will speak when spoken to.
Carl: No, I think I speak when I want. It's a free country, jack.
intense.mp3
File size: 98.7KB
Carl: Meatman, you took his friggin' eyeballs out. Ugh! That's intense!
Frylock: Yeah, you didn't have to take his eyeballs, man. Damn!
Meatwad: Yeah, I did.
laserspanking.mp3
File size: 173KB
Master Shake: I have re-energized and you will be receiving the dividends of my constant laser spanking. Where are you? And I'm only gonna ask that once. My second question is where the fuss are my eye --
medicalvan.mp3
File size: 62.5KB
Terry: This is a legitimate medical... van. This is a van.
mishap.mp3
File size: 81.9KB
Frylock: What was that?
Master Shake: That was a mishap... and that will mishappen again and again until I get my mini-corn.
pinmedown.mp3
File size: 482KB
Frylock: You got it? You got the page?
Meatwad: Not really. How do you spell contact?
Frylock: With a "c" Meatwad, with a "c".
Meatwad: So it is with a "c". That's a circle-lookin' one... right? Or the... one with the two sticks crossed?
Frylock: Two sticks crossed?
Meatwad: That's how I remember it... but, y'know, don't pin me down.
Frylock: That's either a "x" or a "k" Meatwad and neither one of those are in that word.
Meatwad: I'm gonna sing a song... I know this song.
Frylock: No no no, Meatwad. Just focus, focus. Look, I need you to focus.
Meatwad: Well look, one of them is my favorite of the letters. You remember when that puppet on the TV said it? And then I turned to you, I said "that's my favorite letter", 'member? 'member? Aww damn, I'm gettin' sleepy.
Frylock: Look, just type it in Meatwad, OK? DAMN!
repulsed.mp3
File size: 131KB
Frylock: Well, I can see perfectly. What do you think?
Carl: I'm repulsed... yet attracted to you. Gonna show me a little cleave? Yeah, I'm good with that.
savings.mp3
File size: 256KB
Meatwad: I've heard good things about it, though. Think not havin' to have that salene, not havin' to keep up your glasses...
Master Shake: Listen, the technology's improved. It's hard to say no to.
Frylock: It's so expensive though.
Carl: Yeah, but it's gone down the past couple years. This one cousin of mine, you know Terry, he ain't a medical doctor. He's self-taught though. He passes the savings onto you.
shatteryourdreams.mp3
File size: 136KB
Meatwad: Alright, there we go. I got it.
Frylock: You did?
Meatwad: But this computer... it ain't on. I should've said somethin' to you. I just didn't want to, you know, shatter your dreams.
sheets.mp3
File size: 323KB
Master Shake: I'm gonna catch some z's and for your sake I hope it doesn't rain... and Carl, when I get up the sheets had better be different. Because your Lawrence Taylor linen set is not a sexual turn-on... when I'm jerkin' off in your bed.
Carl: He was a champion!
Master Shake: YEAH!
Carl: You go touch those sheets, you're gonna be pullin' back a stump!
Master Shake: All over your precious waterbed!
Carl: I'm gonna get you cup, if it's the last thing I do!
Master Shake: Yes, I'm sure you will... and by "sure" I mean I highly doubt.
termofendearment.mp3
File size: 245KB
Master Shake: What? You callin' me boy?
Meatwad: No.
Master Shake: Do I look like a small child to you?
Meatwad: Of course not, of course not. It's a term of endearment. You know, like "I love you, you love me and we big happy family"... please don't hurt me.
Master Shake: Yes yes, sally forth. Fetch me my floatie, knave.
Meatwad: Aww yeah, boy! I mean... yes sir. Yes sir, I'm doin' that.
texas3.mp3
File size: 253KB
Master Shake: See what now?
Frylock: I'm lookin' for my contacts, Shake, have you seen 'em?
Master Shake: Seen... what?
Frylock: Contacts, Shake!
Master Shake: Starring Jodie Foster? Yeah, I've seen that movie. Twice.
Frylock: My contacts... my eyes!
Master Shake: C'mon, McConaughey as a theologian? Please, that's a stretch. But when he was in Texas 3, with the hydraulic leg? That was for reals, y'all!
texture.mp3
File size: 76.0KB
Master Shake: What's the matter? Jealous? Huh? Feel the texture! YEAH!
timeismoney.mp3
File size: 414KB
Carl: You're serious?
Master Shake: Yes, big boy.
Carl: You got a death wish or somethin'?
Master Shake: I'm gonna hop in my pool right now and do a few laps and when I get out you have better, if you know what's good for ya, have a warm towel for me hot outta the dryer... and I mean HOT! I will not say it again, so if I were you I'd get those cottage cheese thighs movin' to the laundry room and eat a salad once in a while. But time is money...
Meatwad: Time is money! You give us some money!
Master Shake: My time right now is devoted to laps.
Meatwad: Man, you told him, man. You told him!
Master Shake: Yeah, I know that I did. It's just so easy!
topnotchwork.mp3
File size: 32.8KB
Terry: See that? I do top-notch work.
viper.mp3
File size: 34.4KB
Master Shake: But the viper still stings, does he not?
wantsandneeds.mp3
File size: 92.7KB
Frylock: Meatwad? Meatwad, is that you? Thank god! Did you get the key?
Meatwad: I got what I need... and now I think I'm gonna tell you what I want.
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