Sounds
appetite.mp3
File size: 336KB
Master Shake: Is that what you think of me? I can't control myself. I... I have no moral compass 'cause I wasn't raised right. But if you wanna get rid of me and my disease... and my insatiable appetite for brains and sex with infected animals, then just tell me where to go.
defrostkitty.mp3
File size: 120KB
Master Shake: Dammit! A lot of time these Korean capacitors, they can't take this many ohms... and then double the problems when you're tryin' to defrost somebody's kitty cat in there.
dothemath.mp3
File size: 128KB
Master Shake: This is Mr. Sparkles, he is a magician and he is not to be touched.
Meatwad: Then whose kitty cat we talkin' 'bout here?
Master Shake: Well, do the math. You had one. Now you have none. What does that equal?
eulogy.mp3
File size: 335KB
Frylock: He was a fine pet, good friend and... he was very cherished and what was he?
Meatwad: It's a she, thank you, and his name was Terrance.
Frylock: Oh sorry Meatwad, yes, she... and now, she's gone. Her life's snuffed out in its prime -- OH MY GOD, WHAT IS THAT SMELL?!?!
Master Shake: I'll tell you what, it's called Carl. Right there where he dropped that deuce.
Frylock: Man, this is some bull, man. I don't care that we don't get along, he needs to be usin' his own toilet!
firstcig.mp3
File size: 82.6KB
Meatwad: I call first cigarette.
Frylock: Alright... NO! Wait, the gas leak!
freesex.mp3
File size: 98.9KB
Master Shake: Look guys, they're offering us free sex and you are an idiot to turn that down. Sex is everything to me. Everything.
grouphug.mp3
File size: 77.4KB
Meatwad: It's a reunion! Group hug!
Frylock: Meatwad, back away. They're all zombified.
meatwadssong.mp3
File size: 546KB
The song Meatwad sings to his kitten in the beginning of the episode.
meshunderwear.mp3
File size: 78.1KB
Meatwad: What's that in your pants?
Carl: Mesh underwear. It's like goin' commando but you still got control.
newcarpets.mp3
File size: 166KB
Frylock: Look at this! It's melted straight through the floor.
Master Shake: Don't bring that sh** in my house!
Frylock: The radioactive mercury isotopes are off the charts! Do you know what this means?
Master Shake: Yeah... it means new carpets, bitch!
Frylock: Hell yeah it does! Gimme some!
partybus.mp3
File size: 116KB
Frylock: Tell him to stand out in the street... and a gay zombie ape party bus will come pick him up? Alright, I'll tell him.
problems.mp3
File size: 99.4KB
Operator: If you experience symptoms such as gleaming feces, luminescent groin flesh or ghosts are escaping out of your anus, please press one.
skinlesslove.mp3
File size: 81.1KB
Meatwad: Terrance... my skinless love.
Master Shake: I AM THE KING!
slumberchamber.mp3
File size: 50.5KB
Master Shake: The grass? That is not a slumber chamber fit for a king!
somehowitknows.mp3
File size: 109KB
Carl: Look, hey... you talk to me all you want, just don't look at me. I mean, it freezes me up. I dunno if it's science or nothin' but somehow... it knows.
soundslikepick.mp3
File size: 266KB
Frylock: What do you mean?
Meatwad: 'cause Carl "ree-dick-you-lus". Ain't you never seen the ad on TV? "Hey baby, come back to you PICK you up later!" only it ain't pick they sayin' it's another word that sound like pick. But it's like an inverted p at the beginning so, you know, it's a different word that sound like pick but it ain't the word pick... it's a different word.
Frylock: I get it... I get it.
Master Shake: Then get it! Get me one!
thedeuceisloose.mp3
File size: 127KB
Carl: Hang on Fryman, I gotta cop a squat. The deuce is loose! I got a big brown dog barkin' at my back door, y'know what I mean?
tinycity.mp3
File size: 151KB
Carl: Speakin' of brass rings, though, c'mere. Look at this. Does this look normal to you?
Frylock: Ugh, man. Not even close!
Master Shake: It looks like a tiny city.
Carl: Aww man, I'm supposed to call the help line if that happens.
undeadsimian.mp3
File size: 86.6KB
Operator: If your friend has just been infected with a zombie virus through sexual contact with an undead simian creature, please press two.
wastevirus.mp3
File size: 94.8KB
Frylock: The only thing I can figure from this is that... Carl's radioactive waste must've infected the animals with some sort of zombie virus!
wikipedia.mp3
File size: 364KB
Master Shake: Wow, do I have a big smile on my face? I'll never kiss and tell... but I pounded that ape. Twice.
Frylock: Meatwad, back away.
Master Shake: Yeah, and bow down... to the king of ape sex!
Frylock: I'm sorry you had to see that Meatwad but in order to kill a zombie you have to separate the brain from the spine.
Master Shake: Hey, I just heard like a pop, did you hear that?
Frylock: ***damn Wikipedia!
Master Shake: You guys got any of those, uh, brains laying around? I just want somethin' to nibble on.
Frylock: Sure... just hang on one sec.
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