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Episode 69, First Aired: January 20th, 2008 Guest StarringVishal and Diviya Roney as Human Couple, Fred Armisen and Rachel Dratch as Robot Couple, Sam Harrigan, Molly Harrigan, Sadie Willis, and Max Willis as Robot Children and Matt Maiellaro as MarkulaTranscript:Coming Soon!Synopsis:The Aqua Teens are banished (and cocooned) to the Mojave Desert by their landlord. Carl helps sell the rental house.... to robots. |
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Soundsarguments.mp3 File size: 109KB Carl: Okay, I got a bee. Does a bee count? Hey, hey! Robot Husband: No... only flies. Robot Wife: Only flies! Robot Husband: We have had legendary arguments with flies! aromachamber.mp3 File size: 181KB Robot Husband: Hey, kids! Check it out, pizza... HEY! There's pizza in here. I'm not saying it twice. All of you, now! Robot Kids: PIZZA! Robot Husband: Yes, pizza. Blocking the aroma chamber. Robot Wife: Unleash the mighty odor! attic.mp3 File size: 80.6KB Carl: ... and uh, don't never go into the attic. I'd just nail that door shut. Uh, you don't want to see what's up 'ere. bathroompizza.mp3 File size: 171KB Carl: Yeah, that might be a problem here see... they ain't got no bathroom here but they got a hole in the plywood. It goes all the way down to the crawlspace and there's plenty of room down there. They got this old pizza there to block off the aroma. bullettest.mp3 File size: 141KB Carl: I got a test, uh, for you. Robot Husband: We don't take tests. Carl: Yeah, but this one's super easy. It's called ah... "count the bullets". Robot Husband: Well... we're not good at math. deadbeatfood.mp3 File size: 327KB Markula: Have you seen the deadbeats around? You know... the food? Carl: They left in the middle of the night. Markula: Because I had demons drag them off into the night. I'm not going to fix a gas leak for them! Now, at this very moment, they are being cocooned by military spiders in a cave in the Mojave desert. That's what I do to a-holes. diodes.mp3 File size: 184KB Robot Husband: Apply the diodes! You will feel no pain. Robot Wife: You will feel no pain. Robot Husband: ... but you must sit very still. Robot Wife: You must sit very still. Robot Husband: Ring this bell when the flies come. Robot Wife: Ring this bell when the flies come! failedtest.mp3 File size: 51.6KB Robot Husband: Robots don't drink water. Use your brain! You failed test number one. flyassurance.mp3 File size: 31.9KB Robot Husband: I'm pretty sure the flies are on their way. gasaphrodisiac.mp3 File size: 156KB Carl: Well, uh... gas. That's right. Gas leaking in the house. Robot Wife: Gas is our favorite flavor! Robot Husband: Yeah, that works for us. Gas is an aphrodisiac for us. Robot Wife: It turns us on sexually. Robot Kid: YAAAYDA! grumpychubby.mp3 File size: 60KB Robot Husband: C'mon kids... chubby is grumpy. Robot Kid: Chubby's grumpy. homelesstraffic.mp3 File size: 132KB Carl: But uh, bars on the windows 'cause y'know we get so much homless traffic through here... there's uh, they'll see that plasma screen and they'll break down the wall like a bunch of zombies. hotgarbagepizza.mp3 Human Wife: I don't really feel safe here. I think it's perfect! Human Husband: You think it's perfect? I think it's perfect-er! Check out that hole in the floor! Human Wife: It's so old world. Did you know pooping standing up is chic? Human Husband: Get ahold of yourself. We're ready to make an offer. Human Wife: It smells like hot garbage pizza. Human Husband: Let's just pay the asking price... CASH! Human Wife: That... is really smart. murder.mp3 File size: 95.1KB Carl: Well, y'know... two people were murdered here. Robot Husband: Yeah... we killed them. nextdoor.mp3 File size: 81.8KB Carl: Alright, if you all need anything... anything at all... do not, do not come next door. nothing.mp3 File size: 31.5KB Robot Husband: Yeah, we have nothing... and you're gonna like it. sillyhuman.mp3 File size: 156KB Robot Husband: Why didn't you call flies like I asked? Carl: Well, you didn't tell me to call the friggin'... Robot Husband: Yeah, I did. That's why we gave you the bell. Carl: Alright, let's be clear about this: you told me to use the bell when the flies show up not to use the bell to call the flies! Robot Husband: Silly human! sorude.mp3 File size: 57.9KB Robot Husband: Has it been an hour yet? Carl: NO! Robot Husband: I'm so sorry... I'm so rude. spacedrain.mp3 File size: 26.8KB Robot Husband: All my work down the space drain. thefeatures.mp3 File size: 272KB Carl: Oh, hey Marcus. Markula: Markula. Stop trying to sell my house. Carl: Okay, no. I'm just showin' this group of machines all the features. Markula: Did you show them the gas leak? Carl: Yeah, no. I pointed that out first... and they're all over it. Markula: ... and I love robots. tintedglass.mp3 File size: 34.6KB Robot Husband: Damn him! The glass is tinted and impenetrable. undress.mp3 File size: 67.6KB Carl: ... and over here, my dear, you can undress right here on this, uh, "X". vaultedceiling.mp3 File size: 188KB Carl: So very roomy over here, y'know, you got the vaulted - well, it's not vaulted ceiling but you could do that if you wanted to. Y'know, put your flat-screen TV there if you can afford one of them. I can, so... you know, don't judge me. vita-bullets.mp3 File size: 68.9KB Robot Husband: 15,943 - Do more! MORE! They're like vitamins to us. voicemail.mp3 File size: 193KB Frylock: Hi, this is Frylock. I'm not able to answer your call right now because I'm currently being cocooned by military spiders in a cave in the Mojave desert. At the sound of the tone leave a message... Master Shake: At the sound of the tone? Wouldn't it just be at the tone?!?! Frylock: Shut up, Shake! I like to be thorough, okay? Aqua Fakts
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