Sounds
60seconds.mp3
File size: 85.6KB
Puppet: Are you enjoying our little game?
Frylock: Yeah, it's over. I just took it off...
Puppet: You have sixty seconds... wait, what are you talking about?
amipretty.mp3
File size: 139KB
Frylock: Where are you?
Puppet: I don't know! I'm a doll.
Frylock: Well hell, you must be somewhere. There's a camera on you.
Puppet: There's a camera on me? For real? What do I look like? Am I pretty?
canadasucks.mp3
File size: 73.8KB
Meatwad: How was Canada?
Frylock: Canada? Eh... Canada sucks.
Meatwad: And so does the Marines.
cleanitgood.mp3
File size: 100KB
Meatwad: He said we supposed to clean this so good we can eat out of it. But I don't think that's what people gon' do. I think people gon' poop in it.
curling.mp3
File size: 115KB
Commercial: This summer take your family to Canada. Come for the crepes, stay for the curling. Canada... que sera sera.
grapefruit.mp3
File size: 199KB
Frylock: Where am I?
Puppet: Welcome to Canada, Frylock. The key to the trap on your head is implanted in your skull just behind your right eye. On the table in front of you is a grapefruit and a grapefruit spoon. Do the math.
hackfoot.mp3
File size: 165KB
Puppet: Wait... that key's still in your head.
Frylock: No it's not.
Puppet: Dammit! Just hack your foot off! Wait, Frylock! C'mon, don't go. We have universal health care here. It's free if you're a citizen.
Frylock: Nope. No thanks.
Puppet: C'mon man, hang out. I'm lonely.
holdme.mp3
File size: 115KB
Master Shake: Look, there's only one friggin' way out of this. We gotta make out... like furied monkeys.
Meatwad: Hold me in your arms and kiss me deep!
Master Shake: Let's go!
Meatwad: Stick your tongue down my throat!
hoohahsanta.mp3
File size: 63.0KB
Meatwad: Hoo hah! Ho ho ho! I get hoo hah and Santa Claus mixed up.
kissmyprivates.mp3
File size: 155KB
Commanding Officer: Private Shake! Are you done peelin' them taters, you maggot!?!?
Master Shake: Oh yeah. You can say I'm well done... with these potatoes and you can kiss my privates.
masturbation.mp3
File size: 169KB
Meatwad: You smokin' and jokin' with these potatoes or are you peelin' them, maggot?
Master Shake: You want me to peel root vegetables? How 'bout I peel this root vegetable for ya? It's all I can do to not burst into masturbation right now as we speak. I'm lonely out here, alright? Very lonely.
maybegermany.mp3
File size: 260KB
Meatwad: Also, I joined the Marines.
Frylock: You did what?
Meatwad: I joined the Marines.
Frylock: Well that was very dumb of them to take you.
Meatwad: Yeah, I know. I can't do one push-up, man. But they say that's okay, they teach me and then they say my face'll see the inside of a toilet and the inside of a fire ant hill and maybe... Germany.
rehash.mp3
File size: 216KB
Frylock: Aww, c'mon guys, you're rehashing. That's the same joke we did in the movie! You know, the movie that earned...
Voiceover: Over 5.5 million dollars in international release. Now available on DVD. Also available - Volume 5 and the video game, Zombie Ninja Pro-Am for Playstation 2. Buy it today!
Meatwad: What movie?
ripheadopen.mp3
File size: 77.5KB
Puppet: You think you could maybe... grab your jaw and just sort of rip your head open? I want to see inside there... RIP YOUR HEAD OPEN!
rushrecords.mp3
File size: 164KB
Puppet: Wanna play a game?
Meatwad: No thank you.
Puppet: Wait wait wait, don't go. C'mon man, I got all the Rush records. C'mon man, please? Just come hang out... WITH ME! Damn.
semperfry.mp3
File size: 80.1KB
Frylock: Aren't y'all... uh... AWOL?
Master Shake: Aren't you all AHOLE? Semper Fry - Do or shut up!
shipout.mp3
File size: 98.5KB
Meatwad: Well look here, maggot! You drop your ****s and grab your socks, we shippin' out in three hours!
Frylock: We?
Meatwad: Yeah you, Devil Dog! And you too, fartsack!
thelaw.mp3
File size: 32.2KB
Master Shake: Well, clearly I fought the law and I won.
violentandmagical.mp3
File size: 78.4KB
Meatwad: Dang! That was violent... and magical. I'm gon' get me some of that gum!
wespeakfrench.mp3
File size: 91.6KB
Frylock: Is this all y'all do up in Canada?
Puppet: We speak French... sometimes. Pretty much this though.
ymcathing.mp3
File size: 47.6KB
Meatwad: They won't take us if we're gay. Hurry, do the YMCA thing!
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