Aqua Pimp

      The lab of Dr. Wierd
Somewhere near the south jearsey shore.


Dr. weird: Behold my...

    
      Dr. weird gets stabbed in the back.

young scientist: I did it, I did it.

Amber: good.


Amber then stabs the young scientist in the back.


                Shows beginning starts.


               someone is knocking at the door of the aqua teen hunger
                            forces house.


Frylock: Answer the door shake.

Shake: Fine, I'll answer the door you flying piece of potato.

                       Shake opens the door to reveal a
                       pretty 20 year old white girl is
                        the person who was knocking.

Shake: Hey baby what do you want?

Amber: You know what I want.

Shake: Damn baby your forward.


                         Shake ,and Amber go to Shake's room.


Black annoucer's voice: Looks like Shake is gettin some.

    
                         You see Shake ,and Amber laying in bed.
                             Shake's straw is limp.


Shake: That was great.

Amber: That straw sure packs a wallop.

Shake: Oh yeah. I forgot to ask what your name is.

Amber: It is Amber.

Shake: That's a alright name I guess.

Amber: Would you like to be my pimp?

Shake: Whats a pimp?

   
         Amber whispers into shake's ear.


Shake: So that's what a pimp is. Alright I'll be your pimp baby.


Black annoucer's voice: Pimp Shake you so crazy.

Meatwad: Hey Frylock come check this out.


         Meatwad ,and Frylock walk from the living room to the 
         front yard ,and see Shake dressed like a pimp standing
         on the side of the road.

Frylock: What are you doing Shake?

Shake: Pimpin.

Frylock: What are you talkin about.

Meatwad: Where did your lady friend go.

Shake: She's workin it.


           Amber walks out of Carl's house.

Amber: Shake, he is trying to pay me in pennies.

Carl: What's wrong with pennies?

Amber: Ruff him up Shake!

Shake: Why. What's so bad about pennies?

Amber: Fine! I'll do it myslf then.


             Amber pull's out a knife from her pocket
             ,and stabs Carl.

             Frylock trys to get the weapon. He gets
             not only her knife ,but her arm holding the knife.

Frylock: What the hell?

Amber: That's right I'm a robot.

Meatwad: She like that robot in T3.


           Amber rips off her human costume

Shake: No Amber , no Amber , no Amb...


                The screen fades to Shake sleeping ,and waking up.

Shake: It was a dream?

          Shake then walks to the bathroom ,and see's a man
            taking a shower.

Shake: Who are you?

Man: Hi I'm T.V.'s Patrick Duffy

            Credits Roll


THE END