"Super Porno"
By Zero Finnigan

<The scene opens on an external view of the ATHF house. Frylock can be heard yelling:>

Frylock: What the hell did you do to my computer, Shake?!

<Frylock's room. Lots of cables are connected to Frylock's computer, nearly covering the floor.>

Shake: What are you talking about? That was there.

<Frylock is dressed up as a scarecrow.>

Frylock: What are all these cables connected to my computer for? I leave for half a day and you connect all sorts of crap to my things?!

Shake: Listen, Frylock. It's not my fault you have a penchant for weird fetishes.

Frylock: It was a Wizard of Oz convention, and I asked you about my computer!

Shake: There's nothing wrong with your computer! I ENHANCED it with surveillance technology!

Frylock (following the cables out of the room): These lead to Meatwad's room!

<Meatwad's room.>

Shake: USED to be Meatwad's room. Now it's a studio!

Frylock: The hell it is.

Shake: How am I supposed to have a porno site without a studio? These are basic facts, Frylock, It's too bad that mail-order degee didn't teach you basic LOGIC.

Frylock: Oh no, no, no, no, HELL no. You can NOT host a porno site from my computer!

Shake: Frylock, you obviously haven't heard of the Freedom of Information act. My information is free to be distributed with your cable internet connection.

Frylock: No way I'm letting you do this, Shake. Where's Meatwad?

Shake: What is your problem? You always wanted a condo with a studio. I'm sorry I couldn't get a shiny new BUTTPLUG to keep you happy, but we aren't all...

Frylock: Where the hell is Meatwad?

Shake: He lives under the house now. I rented it to him for a VERY fair price.

Frylock: I'm gonna straighten this out.

Shake: You don't have anything to do with straight, Sigfried. ...or Roy. Go play with your animals.

<Backyard.>

Frylock: Meatwad, come out from there!

<A growl is heard.>

Frylock: Meatwad? I think Meatwad has gone feral!

Shake: You mess with the laws of nature and you get fried! By plasma bursts! It's called the Freedom of Plasma Act!

Frylock: I was only gone 4 hours, what the hell is going on?

<Carl comes up behind them>

Carl: Hey hey hey, there Shake, you got it all set up?

Shake: Oh it's all ready to go, for a one-time monthly subscription of 78.95!

Carl: This is gonna be soo freakin sweet!

Frylock: You got Carl involved in this now?

Carl: I'm gonna be the cameraman, Fry-monster. I got a 40% share.

Shake: Which will go up to 41%, after you bring the girls.

Carl: Oh, they're comin'. My cousin Biff gave me the sweet hook-up on broads. These chicks will do anything on camera, Fryman.

Frylock: They aren't into leather, are they?

Shake: They can be, if you join up on my little venture, Frylock.

Frylock: This is a stupid idea. I'm gonna let you do your porno site thing, and you'll find out how stupid it is. I'm outta here, I gotta call a veterinarian.

Shake: Yeah, go call your gay bear friends. We'll be partying it up with the ladies in my studio!

Carl: All right!

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<Meatwad's room. I mean, the studio.>

(Shake is wearing a bathrobe, and has three girls in skanky clothes around him.)

Carl (Standing behind a camera): Come on cup, show these girls what you got under there!

Shake looks nervous.

Shake: Carl, I dunno if I wanna -

Carl: Let's get it on!

Shake grabs the belt on his robe and starts to pull it off.

<Oglethorpe and Emory are watching a monitor intensely.>

Emory: You paid 78.95 for this?

Oglethorpe: This iz trash!

<Dr. Weird stands in front of the giant door.>

Dr. Weird: Gentlemen, behold!

(The door starts to open, and a huge TV is barely visible, though what's on it can't be seen clearly before the we see Steve's reaction.)

Steve: A couple naked girls and a giant cup?

Dr. Weird: Whoops, wrong channel!

<In the attic, Willie Nelson is watching his computer screen.>

Willie: Now THAT'S a monster.

<Back to Meatwad's room, but the screen is focused on Carl, and Shake and the girls are just slightly out of the screen.>

Carl: Ho, man this is so sweet!

(Suddenly, the mooninite ship smashes through the wall as Carl screams, "Sweet Jesus!". As the dust settles, Carl's muffled voice can be heard from under the ship, saying "My hip!" The sounds of screaming women is heard as the skanks run from the room. Shake comes from offscreen, tying his bathrobe belt on again.

(Ignignokt's face is not showing. He assumably has his back turned to the windshield.)

Ignignokt: Look, Err, I'm "mooning" them.

Err: 78.95 my ass!

<Cut to end credits>