Meatwad+Fire Works= No more Shake

SpaceCataz:

:Opens with the mooninites laughing loud as there ship fly's away. The screen moves over to the Plutonian ship covered in crushed eggs:

Oglethrope: A damn

Emory: Ya looks like they got us again

Oglethrope: Shut up!

Aqua Teens intro starts

::The screen moves to Aqua Teens house::

Shake: Are you really that dumb

::Moves over to Meatwads room::

Meatwad: Well I really don't want that in me

Shake: Why not? There just M-80s. There cool

Meatwad: Then why don't do it?

Shake: Because you’re the coolest out of us two

Meatwad: You really think that?

Shake: Yes I do. Now go out there and stick that M-80 deep inside your body.

Meatwad: Yes i'm ready stick it in me

::Shake sticks the M-80 in meatwads back lights it and stepped back. Then watched half of meatwad blow away::

Meatwad: Awesome dat was so cool

Shake: Yes ,yes it was. Here’s more, now blow yourself to hell

Meatwad: Thank you Master Shake. But maybe I will later.

Shake: Fine be ungrateful.

:: Shake leaves the room as frylock rushes into meatwads room ::

Frylock: What the hell was that? OMG. Meatwad what happened to you?

Meatwad: I blew my self to hell Frylock.

Frylock: Here Meatwad let me put you back together.

Shake: Don't help him. he is perfectly fine without you helping him.

:: Frylock helps Meatwad put himself back together. The Screen moves over to Shake sleeping in front of the TV when Meatwad rolls up in front of Shake. Pulls out a Zippo and an M-80, Lights it and throws it into Shakes straw and runs into the kitchen.::

BAM!

Shake: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

::Frylocks floats up turning on the light as Meatwad sneaks in from the kitchen as if he did nothing::

Frylock: What the hell happened? OMG Shake what happened to you?

Shake: I was tickled till I exploded. I was shot damnit. Now please call 911, I need the help.

::Frylock leaves the room to call the EMS as Meatwad rolls up to Shake giggling::

Shake: What the hell is so funny to you?

Meatwad: I'd blew you up real good. Yaaa

Shake: What! come here damnit

::Shake pulls out an African spear and stabs Meatwad and throws him away in the garbage. Frylock floats up::

Frylock: where's meatwad?

Shake: In his room

Meatwads voice is muffled: Not ah, I'm in the damn garbage

::Frylock pulls Meatwad out of the garbage::

Meatwad: Master Shake did that!

Shake: Because you blew me up!

Meatwad: No I didn't

Frylock: Meatwad did you do this?

Meatwad: No Frylock. I wouldn't ever dream of hurting Master Shake

Shake: Liar!

Frylock: Ok Meatwad I believe you

Meatwad: thank you Frylock I appreciate your trust

::Frylock leaves the room and Meatwad gets closer to shake::

Meatwad: I'd never dream to hurt you but to kill you is a different story.

Shake: What?

Meatwad: Yep

::Meatwad leaves the room as the EMS rolls up to the house. They took shake away. Later they go visit shake at the hospital and Meatwad brings his fire works::

Frylock: Hey Shake. how you doin?

Shake: Like satin stuck his arm up my ASS! But besides that, great Frylock! Great!

Meatwad: That's nice.

Shake: NO IT"S NOT YOU LITTLE ASS!

::Shake starts to freak out and trying to kill meatwad, so the nurse comes in and subdues him::

Shake: Ah um um ah weeeeeee, I feel so good.

Frylock: Well we need to get going ok shake?

Shake: Ya, ya sure. you go have fun now.

Meatwad: Frylock can I stay with Shake and visit?

Frylock: Well he's about to go to sleep, I don't know. Shake do you care?

Shake: No ,no, let him stay

Frylock: I'm going to go home and I'll be back in about an hour ok?

Meatwad: Ok Frylock. I'll see you later I promise to be a good boy.

Frylock: Ok Meatwad, I'll see you later and you too Shake.

Shake: I love you mommy.

::Frylock leaves and Meatwad pulls out a box of M-80s and his Zippo::

Meatwad: You hold still boy or its goin hurt worse!

:: Shakes starts screaming and the camera move into the view of his eyes and he sees meatwad with the lit lighter as if Meatwad is Satin with fire in his hand and he starts screaming. Meatwad closes the door::

Shake: Help me it's satin!

Meatwad: No it's not I'm God.

Shake: You're God?

Meatwad: Yes I am, do you want me to help you son?

Shake: Yes, please do.

Meatwad: Then hold these.

::Meatwad puts about five lit M-80's into each of Shakes hands and watches them explode. Blood starts to shoot out of where shake used to have hands::

Shake: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Meatwad: No, don't scream. Everything will be ok.

Shake: Really?

Meatwad: Hell no! your screwed boy.

:: Meatwad starts laughing as Shakes press the button to get help. Next it shows the Frylock in his room. The phone rings and he goes to pick it up. It's Meatwad:

Frylock: Hello?

Meatwad: Hey Frylock! It's Meatwad.

Frylock: Oh hello Meatwad. I'll be coming to pick you up in about 30 minutes.

Meatwad: No now! Shakes dieing and I don't want to listen to him bitch.

Shake: Help!! Will somebody make the bleeding stop? Please?

Frylock: Is Shake alright?

Meatwad: NO!

Frylock: Well i'm coming ok. Hold on.

:: Frylock drops the phone and rushes out. Then shows up at the hospital::

Frylock: Shake! Are you ok?

::Shake has no hands::

Shake: Oh god Frylock. The pain, it hurts so badly.

Frylock: Meatwad what happened.

Meatwad: Ahhhhh. It was Dracula.

Shake: Oh God. It was Dracula wasn't. Oh damn it was all those time I threaten you of him wasn't Meatwad, wasn't.

Meatwad: Yes it was, and you got what was coming.

Shake: I knew it was him.

Frylock: No it wasn't.

Meatwad: Sure it was.

Frylcok: No meatwad it wasn't Dracula.

Shake: Then who was it.

Frylock: I'm not sure but it smells like fireworks in here. I'm not sure who it was but you coming home with us. you can sleep with Meatwad tonight. He'll watch you.

Shake: OK, Thank you Frylock

:The Aqua Teens get home and Shake is still messed up with the stuff the nurse injected him with:

Frylcok: All right. Here you go.

::Frylock tucks Meatwad and Shake in on top of Meatwads grill::

Frylock: Good Night you too.

Meatwad: Night Frylock

Shake: I love you mommy.

::Frylock walks out and about 5 mins later there's several explosions and Frylock runs to Meatwads room. Meatwad in in thousands of pieces across the room.

Frylock: I can't believe it Shake.

:: Shake wakes up ::

Shake: Huh?

Frylock: You murder!

:: Frylock leaves the room and calls the cops. During this Carl gets pissed off cause he was just woken up and comes to yell at them. Frylock leaves the house and sees Carl.::

Frylock: Carl! Help!

Carl: What the hell is goin on?

Frylock: Shake KILLED Meatwad!

:: As of now the cops pull up and hit Carl killing him instantly ::

Po-po#1: Where is the killer

Po-po#2: Yeah! My tazer's ready.

Frylock: He's inside.

::The cops rush in and then you hear Shake screaming and then silence and them dragging him out. ::

Po-po#1: It's all over now.

Frylock: Thank you.

::Shake is dragged into the front yard and is beaten till he is a bloody mess and then is put into the cop car. Next you see shake sleeping in prison and two men walk up to him. Next its morning and Shake wakes up with a sign of pain on his face. ::

Shake: Damn my ass hurts so bad, where the hell am I.

Po-po#3: your in prison and now you goin to court.

:: Shake is then taken to court where he is unfairly sent to be executed.::

Judge: Master Shake! What do you have to say about this?

Shake: Ummm

Judge: I don't give a shit! You goin to DIE!

::Shake is now in the Gas Chamber coughing then he stops and falls over. Now there's a small Funeral for him where only Frylock show up crying::

Frylock: Why Shake why? Why did you have to kill Meatwad why!?

::Meatwad rolls up::

Meatwad: Hey where's Master Shake?

::It's the END!::