"I am not going back to any more alternate worlds!"
"I mean, Days of Future Past was a classic and all, but it's really all been done to death now..." --Deadpool as Forge, Siryn, Cable, and Sam sitting in the next panel with astonished looks on their faces.

Al: Enough with the emotional junk already! Did you score, or what?!
Deadpool: Al! For shame! I mean, I...I don't think...she fell on top of me in the snow. Does that count?
"You're not allowed to crush his hopes and dreams and force him to do what you want him to do unless you're his REAL parent. He needs someone who'll love him and teach him how to shoot a gun and only show him the GOOD porn"
Juggernaut:"Nothing stops the Juggernaut!"
Deadpool:"Are you kidding me? Plenty stops the Juggernaut! The X-Men, The Hulk, Spider-man twice..."
