I Want Candy
by MC Pee Pants aka MC Chris
full version from the DVD

I want candy
bubblegum and taffy
Skip to the sweetshop
with my sweetheart Sandy

Got my penny saved
so I'm her sugar daddy
I'm a Hume Cronyn
and she's my Jessica Tandy

I want candy
Put it in a pile
Split it with my baby
50/50 down the line

Kinda like close encounters
of the cavity kind
I'm talking licorice kisses
Talking chocodile smiles

I want candy
I got a sugar tooth
Put on your shin guards Sandy
cause I want to knock boots

Lick a peppermint stick
till the lollipop droops
Come drop and don't stop
till there's lit not loose

Candy(twice)

I need candy
bubblegum and taffy
Get in my way punk
you gonna get your ass beat

Nasty
Do it to your daddy
Embarrass your whole family
Just cause you came between a kid and his candy

I need candy
Any kind will do
I don't care if it's nutritious
or FDA approved

It's gonna make me spaz
like bobcats on booze
A hyperactive juice
that only I can produce

I'll build a giant drill
bore straight into hell
Release the ancient demons
from their sleep forever spell

So they can walk upon the earth
and get resituated
and hawk the diet pills
MC Pee Pants has created

I need candy
Want some candy
Eat candy till I'm dead

I'll kill you for some candy
Gimme candy
Gimme head

Why you keeping all the candy
Who made you candy king
If you don't give me some candy
I will make the ladies sing

Candy
In the morning
Candy
On the way to school

Candy
At School, At lunch, In the afternoon
Candy
At School, On the way home from school

Candy
At Dinner, At Dinner, In Bed

Mess up the mix
Mix up the mess
Come on down yo
here's the address
say 612 Wharf Avenue
Right next to
the gentlemen's club